One, you lock the target \u002F Two, you bait the line \u002F Three, you slowly spread the net \u002F And four, you catch the man. If those words mean something to you, chances are you're either a stocky, short-haired Belgian synth player; a late-'80s dance-club denizen; or, more likely, a Front 242 fan. Headhunter will probably live on to be 242's finest four minutes and 45 seconds, and it's as close to a universally recognized anthem as the industrial-dance-music nation will get. To commemorate this formidable little ditty, Metropolis Records has released Headhunter 2000, a two-disc set containing 17--yep, 17--remixes of the song by artists who attack it from just about every dance-music angle, including modern industrial dance, house, trance, drum & bass, and noise industrial. Depending on your tolerance for remixes, this can be either a very cool idea or 104 minutes of solid tedium. Fortunately, there are enough interesting elements to keep things moving and--more important, perhaps, to some--to keep your booty shaking. Talla 2XLC turns in an ambient drum & bass remix that turns out to be pretty reverent of the original, Funker Vogt pound out a clean-lined industrial cover, and Space Frog, in the discs' highlight, deconstruct the track and add some interesting samples of their own. Other remixers looking for this man \u002F to make us rich and famous include Front Line Assembly, Haujobb, Empirion, and Leaether Strip. --Steve Landau