[Intro Oh-oh Oh [Verse 1 Are you thinkin' 'bout us when you're choppin' onions? There's a lump in your throat Are those tears or from the oven? You know mine marinate I cook 'em slow Like the way you braised that brisket I know Now my brain's an immersion blender Mushin' all my thoughts together [Pre-Chorus Thought I was In love before you Oh Boy that was [Chorus A total delusion (Oh) In exactly the way it'd look in a movie What a poorly-researched gross idealization! I direly needed a healthy inoculation But you stay on my brain Same way the sunset stayed A miracle that I could only appreciate After my eyes finally were illuminated Thought you'd be just another guy I dated [Verse 2 Their bodies were awards and I just wanted 'em in a war's end Now I don't care at all Darling And I'm glad you didn't get hurt when I crashed the motorbike (And thoughts... thoughts of you gave me meaning in life) (when at night was the only time I contemplated 'em) [Pre-Chorus Trying to Let you know you're The man of my