[00:00.000] 作词 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.001] Sexting (Whoa)
[00:04.356] It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
[00:08.082] Sexting
[00:12.608] Aye, aye, AT&T
[00:16.343] I am in bed, I am ready to go wit' you
[00:20.427] Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow
[00:23.500] We'll use emojis only, we don't need phonetical diction
[00:29.360] We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
[00:33.081] You send me a peach, I send a carrot back
[00:36.990] You send a ferris wheel, that's pretty abstract
[00:40.994] I send back a ticket stub, implying that the Ferris wheel's your body, and I'd really love admission to it
[00:48.483] Oh, no! What if, now, you think that I'm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? (Damn)
[00:57.189] You send back a snowman
[01:00.842] Crisis averted (Thank God)
[01:04.210] Sexting (Whoa)
[01:08.304] It isn't sex, it's the next best thing (Next best thing)
[01:12.219] Sexting
[01:16.512] Aye, aye, AT&T
[01:20.426] No more emojis, now it's onto words
[01:24.200] I ask what you're wearing; you reply, "A shirt"
[01:28.285] You say, "Are you naked?" I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat"
[01:33.222] You say, "lmao," but I doubt that
[01:36.204] I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you
[01:40.396] 'Cause in my head, I'm in your bed and getting through to you
[01:44.442] They made the internet for nights like these (Nights like these)
[01:48.303]I love you, baby, send a picture of your dick, pleas
[01:52.263] Sexting (Whoa)
[01:56.319] It isn't sex, it's the next best thing (Next best thing)
[02:00.180] Sexting
[02:04.139] Aye, aye (We are sexting)
[02:06.971] AT&T
[02:08.647] You send the pic and say it's now my turn
[02:11.816]Jesus ****ing Christ, I guess I never learn
[02:16.374] My phone's flash is my only light, and
[02:20.614]The flash makes my dick look frightened
[02:24.426] I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead
[02:28.286]Because my penis looks like the baby from Eraserhea
[02:32.377] You say, "I sent my *******, that's not fair" (That's not fair)
[02:36.528] So I send it to you, and then my phone dies
[02:40.198] Another night on my own, yeah
[02:42.944] Stuck in my home, yeah
[02:44.843] Sitting alone
[02:45.773]One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
[02:48.573] Another night on my own, yeah
[02:50.904] Stuck in my home, yeah
[02:53.041] Sitting alone
[02:53.882]One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
[02:56.560] Another night on my own, yeah
[02:59.096] Stuck in my home, yeah
[03:01.001] Sitting alone
[03:01.836]One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
[03:04.354](Dick) Another night on my own, yea
[03:06.032](Penis) Stuck in my home, yea
[03:08.314](Dick) Sitting alon
[03:09.710]One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah