Went to the bar Down the old road Isn't too far So next thing you know Asked to play guitar To put on a show Cigarette I'm a star Forgot my lighter Do you got any at home? I drank a dark and stormy He drank whisky I'm Lauren Bacall He said I'm beautiful Oh what would you bet? Barely got any rest 2.45 got a text What's next? See I got you now Thinking you got me now Can get anything I want now See I got you now Thinking you got me now Can get anything I want now 8 am bye love see around Want to hear me out? Let me show you how Can get anything I want now Baby I drank a dark and stormy Oh stormy He drank whisky