I’m scrollin’ through the ‘gram, just me and my cat, But every time I post, nobody’s feelin’ that. But Fido’s got a fan club, they’re barkin’ with glee, How did my pup become the social media VIP? My dog’s got more followers than me, He’s got a hundred likes for fetchin’ a tree! While I’m sittin’ here in my PJs alone, He’s livin’ the life, on his shiny dog throne! My dog’s got more followers than me, He’s got a hundred likes for fetchin’ a tree! While I’m sittin’ here in my PJs alone, He’s livin’ the life, on his shiny dog throne! Bark it out, woof woof! Bark it out, woof woof! He’s got a waggin’ tail and a viral dance, While I’m over here trying to get a chance. Doggo in sunglasses, lookin’ so cool, Meanwhile, I’m just a meme, the court jester of school! My dog’s got more followers than me, With pics of his wag and his cute little spree! I tried to pose with him, but it’s all a defeat, He’s the influencer now, and I’m just a flop tweet! My dog’s got more followers than me, With pics of his wag and his cute little spree! I tried to pose with him, but it’s all a defeat, He’s the influencer now, and I’m just a flop tweet! Bark it out, woof woof! Bark it out, woof woof! He’s got his own hashtags, like #BarkAndBrunch, While I’m just a ghost, no views for my hunch. My dog gets fan mail, and he’s got a fan page, I’m still here waiting, just trapped in my cage! My dog’s got more followers than me, His candid moments are pure comedy! So I’ll put on my ears and join the pooch parade, Forget the likes, let’s run wild and invade! My dog’s got more followers than me, His candid moments are pure comedy! So I’ll put on my ears and join the pooch parade, Forget the likes, let’s run wild and invade! Bark it out, woof woof! Bark it out, woof woof! woof woof! woof woof! woof woof! woof woof! woof woof! woof woof! woof woof! woof woof!