Verse I walked into the diner place no gilded chandeliers No menu with the tasty treats just fries and root beer The waitress smiled and I replied with teeth made out of gold But when the bill arrived I turned as cold as arctic cold [Chorus No tipping no clipping I ain't giving a cent Keep the change a phantom phrase I don't know what it meant No dollars no bonus every penny I keep I walked out the door with a pocket full of sheep [Verse 2 The chef he eyed me through the grease a hat upon his head He wielded spatulas like swords in a kitchen full of dread But I emerged unscathed and free no coins to leave behind Tipping ain't a way for me I'll blow the system's mind [Chorus No tipping no clipping I ain't giving a cent Keep the change a phantom phrase I don't know what it meant No dollars no bonus every penny I keep I walked out the door with a pocket full of sheep [Bridge As I strolled into the night I felt a surge of glee Maybe they'll remember me a rebel wild and free No tipping no regret so strong