[334.0]Oi!One,two,three,four! [334.0]Metheronline,profilepicwassweet [334.0]ThoughtI'dimpressher,takehertothestreet… [334.0]…ofminiaturegreens,withwindmillsandclowns [334.0]Didn'tknowmydatewasgonnawearafrown [334.0]Firsthole'sabreeze,gotahole-in-one! [334.0]Shejustglaredandsaid\"That'snofun.\" [334.0]Secondhole'sadisaster,ballwentinthepond [334.0]Triedtobecool,butmyconfidencewasgone [334.0]Shebroughtherownclubs,I'mabeginner,yousee [334.0]Kepthittingmyballsinthesand,thenshe'dsay\"tee-hee!\" [334.0]I'msweatinglikeapig,gotabadcaseofnerves [334.0]Thisdate'satrainwreck,it'scompletelydeserved! [334.0]Awkwardfirstdateattheminigolf [334.0]Mylovelife'satotalgoof [334.0]Windmillsaremocking,theclownsstarttoleer [334.0]Thisromanceisdying,it'sperfectlyclear! [334.0]Awkwardfirstdateattheminigolf [334.0]Ishouldhavejuststayedathomeinmyloft [334.0]She'sjudgingmyswingandmyterriblescore [334.0]I'mnever,evercomingbackhereanymore! [334.0]Askedheraboutherhobbies,shelovestaxidermy [334.0]Saidshe'sgotacollectionofathousandthings [334.0]Itriedtomakejokes,theyjustfellflatasapancake [334.0]Should'veknownthisdatewasallamistake [334.0]Shekepthittingherball,likeafreakin'pro [334.0]WhileI'mbattlingwindmills,puttingonashow [334.0]Lostmypatience,andnowit'stheendoftheline [334.0]Thismini-golfnightmareisnofun,justasign! [334.0]Shetalkedabouttaxesandstuffingabear [334.0]WhileI'mbattlingwindmills,stuckinaprayer [334.0]Iwannagohome,Iwannaleavethisspace [334.0]Butthishellishdatejustkeepsupthepace! [334.0]Awkwardfirstdateattheminigolf [334.0]Mylovelife'satotalgoof [334.0]Windmillsaremocking,theclownsstarttoleer [334.0]Thisromanceisdying,it'sperfectlyclear! [334.0]Awkwardfirstdateattheminigolf [334.0]Ishouldhavejuststayedathomeinmyloft [334.0]She'sjudgingmyswingandmyterriblescore [334.0]I'mnever,evercomingbackhereanymore! [334.0]Mini-golf!Awkward!Neveragain!Skaskaska! [334.0]Oi!