Puss in Boots vs The Cat in the Hat (feat. Keyblade&The Stupendium)(Explicit) - Eddiefrb、Keyblade、The Stupendium
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Lyrics by：Eddie Effarby
Composed by：Eddie Effarby
Animation VS Anything!
Puss in Boots
Versus
The Cat in the Hat
Draw!
Folks claim he's best of clothed fame
人们说他声名远扬
Dressed to impress and head-to-toe draped
精心打扮从头到脚都穿着华服
From the feather in his cap,
他帽子上的羽毛
the eyes, face, and the purr
眼神表情和呼噜声
The danger in his genes
他基因里的危险
and the boots with the fur
穿着毛皮靴子
I am Puss in Boots! Hola and olé
我是穿靴子的猫大家好
You're next to know I am next to no name
你知道我是个无名之辈
Legend to MAP, let me give you advice
传奇要MAP，让我给你指点迷津
So hitchhike to the Wishing
所以搭个便车去许愿吧
Star and get a life
享受生活
El Macho Gato patea tu culo
Keeping you Far, Far
与你渐行渐远
Away from a school zonе
远离校园
Frisky Two Times with
活泼好动两次
the kids at the door
孩子们站在门口
Thеy don't wanna hear you
他们不想听你说
say Thinga-ma-jigger no more
别再胡说八道
Now I'm catching this stray,
现在我在抓这只流浪猫
tossing him out on the street
把他扔到大街上
What kind of cat needs help
什么样的猫需要帮助
getting back on his feet?
重新站起来？
Yes, I draw first blood
是的我会先流血
like the doctor's answer
就像医生的回答
And I go for the throat
我一拳打在喉咙上
like your author's cancer
就像你的作者得了癌症
My, that was lots of good fun (Said the cat)
天哪，真是有趣的事情
That was fun that was funny, in fact
很有趣事实上
But one thing to know
但有一件事你得明白
about me (Said the cat)
关于我猫说
Is that I tend to always
是因为我总是
come back (Cat in-oh yeah!)
回来吧（猫咪来了！）
I keep two Things in the back brick
我在车后座放了两把枪
Quick to make you disappear like
让你迅速消失
a hat trick (Cat in-oh yeah!)
Begged Shrek asked him,
苦苦哀求史瑞克问他：
\"bring back the magic\"
恢复魔法
You're not the classic, Cat in
你一点都不优秀凯特
the Hat is (Cat in-oh yeah!)
帽子先生（猫咪在！）
My, my, you haven't faced time kindly
天啊你没有好好面对时间
Got nine lives, it looks
看起来我有九条命
like you've lived ninety
仿佛你活过九十岁
How did you get packed
你怎么收拾行李的
up by a lone wolf, bro?
被一只独狼干掉了吗兄弟
Better pack it up and move
最好收拾东西走人
back to the old folks' home
回到老人之家
I'm just checking in since
我只是来看看自从
your parents are missing
你的父母失踪了
I'm family friendly,
我对家人很友好
you've been after kitties
你一直在追小猫咪
'Cuz the altar escape put
因为祭坛上的人无处可逃
your marriage on a Softpaws
你的婚姻就像软爪子
It altered your mate, now
改变了你的朋友
it's as if Kitty's got claws
就好像Kitty有利爪
Reunited again, with Perrito
和Perrito再度重逢
But she's not impressed
可她无动于衷
by your little gatito
被你的小加蒂托
And she knows that she
她知道
won't compete with your ego
不会和你的自我较劲
So, next time you die? Adios, amigo!
那下次你死的时候再见了朋友！
Life is a journey and death is a given
生命是一场旅行死亡是注定的
The pages are turned as
一页页翻过去
our stories are written
我们的故事已经谱写
Your legacy's tethered to Seuss's estate
你的遗产与苏斯的遗产息息相关
And defaced by the hatred
被仇恨毁于一旦
he paved in his place
他在自己的地盘铺好路
It has been a lifetime
这一辈子
since the Doctor was in
自从博士在
And his racism tainted
他的种族歧视
the pages he penned
他写下的篇章
As he propped propaganda
他四处宣扬
art for armed citizens
武装市民的艺术品
Death of the author
作者之死
caught the dog whistling
Major empaca tus cosas si me cuelo en tu balcón
Todo el daño a la propiedad que hay
en mi casa lo hago yo
Tu live action hizo que hasta la señor Seuss se ralle
Ni Shrek hizo ver tan desagradable a Mike Myers
就像《怪物史莱克》里的MikeMyers一样令人厌恶
Fight me if you must,
如果你非要跟我斗，
flee me if you're scared
如果你害怕那就逃离我吧
Face me if you can, fear me if you dare
有本事你就勇敢面对我有胆量你就害怕我
You're done running away,
你再也不要逃跑了
the kids have had enough
孩子们受够了
I'm dropping the mic, now... pick it up
我要放下麦克风现在拿起麦克风
Pick it up? Gladly!
捡起来？很乐意！
I'll pick up the flow
我会引领潮流
To diss this misfit?
来diss这个不合群的？
Oh, The Places I'll Go
我要去的地方
You call me a stray? You're an orphan
你说我是流浪狗你是个孤儿
Who stole from his own hometown
他偷了自己家乡的东西
for his fortune, then scorned it
对他的财富不屑一顾
Alexander banked on you to
亚历山大指望着你
free him, but you didn't
放了他可你没有
You ran from the militia
你逃离了自卫队
and abandoned him in prison
把他丢在监狱里
Took the greatest of falls into
经历了最惨痛的挫折
the plan that he was hatching
他的计划
Soon as you tried to get laid, he got
只要你想和他亲热他就会
you back and now all the horses and men
你回来了现在所有的马和人
Could never begin to mend
永远无法愈合
Or put you and Humpty's
或者把你和汉普蒂
friendship back together again
友谊重归于好
Buddy has been stalking
哥们一直跟踪我
before the beanstalk
在豆茎之前
And better believe bested you 'til
最好相信我打败了你
his scheme stopped and he dropped
他的计划戛然而止他倒下了
Now, what would you do when
你会怎么做
brother's plans were foiled?
哥哥的计划泡汤了？
Couldn't take the fall, you
你无法承受失败
made him take it for you
让他替你承受
Unless you mend fences a whole awful lot
除非你和我重修旧好
Then your legacy's end is
那你的遗产就完蛋了
once Death has you caught
一旦死神抓住你
