Come and join The Minstrels Gallery

It's a lot of fun

Not a deal of money to go round

Pick off every crumb

But it could be worse, in a 9-5 curse

So let's fix that frown

'Cos up here in The Minstrels Gallery

It's best to not look down

Take a seat the show is starting

A human play

Where all the rich

Folk steal and run away

The impression of a party

Us minstrels play

While your chance of escape

Is sold and washed away

Back up in The Minstrels Gallery

Such a heavy sound

As our hard earned

Pennies start to drop

Traded by the pound

But it could be worse

Sat in Daddy's purse

In a seaside town

Where all the fiddles

Stitch into the cloth

Of the Lord Mayor's gown

Act 2: A centre parting

'Cos come what may

You have to pick

A side to have a say

The impression of a party

Us minstrels play

While your chance of escape

Is sold and washed away

Is washed away

So let the minstrels play!

Come and join The Minstrels Gallery