Ain't got no gorgonzola

To spread upon my bread

Ain't got no dolcelatte

Think I'm gonna go to bed

Without my plate of stilton

My crackers all go stale

Without those mouldy blu vein

Might as well be locked in jail

My life just ain't worth living

If I ain't got you on my plate

My blue cheese dreams are fading

I just hope it ain't too late

Alone in bed this evening

I had one thing on my mind

That twangy creamy feeling

That only you can leave behind

So come back here and tease me

Tempt me back to life

Its lonely here without you

And there's nothing left on my knife

Don't leave me here nothing

Don't leave me here to starve

Life just ain't worth living

Whether your'e crumbly soft or hard

I got the missing my blu cheeze blu'z