Running to the restroom with our heads held high Laughing like maniacs we don't need to lie

Trying to hit the porcelain it's a messy game

Bro code is golden ain't nobody ashamed

The bathroom's too small but we don't really care Splashing all around us boys will always dare

Reading all the graffiti on the walls we wrote

We're the bathroom poets putting thoughts afloat

Peeing with my bros it's a wild ride

Side by side we're conquering the tide

No privacy no worries in this crazy show

Together we're unbreakable you already know

Chugging down our drinks and running back again

Bathroom breaks in sync we're a perfect ten

Marking territory it's our hilarious quest

In a world of urinals we truly are the best

Jokes and streams like rivers flowing free

The essence of brotherhood you gotta see

Our aim might be off but our bond is tight

In the bathroom glow we're shining bright

Peeing with my bros it's a wild ride

Side by side we're conquering the tide

No privacy no worries in this crazy show

Together we're unbreakable you already know