You salty dog

Hey

Hey

Hey

You salty dog

Said

The big fish

Little fish swimmin' in the water

Come back here

Man

Gimme my quarter

Says

God made a woman

He made 'em mighty funny

The lips 'round her mouth

Just as sweet as any honey

Hey

Hey

Hey

You salty dog

Said

The scardest I ever was in my life

Uncle Bud like to caught me kissin' his wife

Hey

Hey

You salty dog

You salty dog

Salty dog