You salty dog
Hey
Hey
Hey
You salty dog
Said
The big fish
Little fish swimmin' in the water
Come back here
Man
Gimme my quarter
Says
God made a woman
He made 'em mighty funny
The lips 'round her mouth
Just as sweet as any honey
Hey
Hey
Hey
You salty dog
Said
The scardest I ever was in my life
Uncle Bud like to caught me kissin' his wife
Hey
Hey
You salty dog
You salty dog
Salty dog