[Verse

Smells a little bit like ham gravy

But not the kind your grandma made

You know what I mean

I'm talking about those frozen dinners

You put 'em in a microwave

Zings in and out of its back

Like it was caught in a trap

A little shot of Benadryl

And I know how my buddy feels

[Chorus

Hootenanny and ham gravy

All you need for a good night

Ham gravy and hootenanny

Get 'em both with my buddy Clyde

[Verse

And I mean I tell ya

One hit to the ol' CPU

Down it goes

Oof ouch my bones

Three point five milligrams Benadryl

PMG works magic

Now I'm riding high

I also learned a lesson after all of this

[Chorus

Hootenanny and ham gravy

All you need for a good night

Ham gravy and hootenanny

Get 'em both with my buddy Clyde

(in a faraway voice: gettin' bullied by the landlord with my

Good buddy Clyde)

[Instrumental

[Verse

And then I learned my lesson

Don't put your spoon in my casserole dish

[Bridge

And I said Miss Kayla Russell

If you ever touch my casserole dish again

You're getting three point five

Milligrams of pure PMG