Hum-Bug Christmas

Copyright December 11, 2024, Moose Hide Publishing

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I’ll be home for Christmas when the snowman has melted away

I don’t want to hear Christmas songs on the radio every single day

And no hyper kids screaming for the gifts Santa didn’t bring

After grandma downs another egg-nogg please don’t let her sing

Dang it’s a hum-bug Christmas

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas where the sand is soft and warm

I don’t like the cold and digging through the snow while blizzards swarm

Where city drivers use curse words in a cheerful tone

And the solitude of peace is bliss when I’m all alone

Dang it’s a hum-bug Christmas

I’ll have a blue blue Christmas

Like I did when you broke my heart

I had fun Christmas night with that guy in red and tore Santa apart

And I slept in jail with new friends who will remember

All the hurt you gave to me they will call they have your number

Dang it’s a hum-bug Christmas

Have yourself a merry little Christmas the dog and I have moved away

I gave your gifts to strangers on Christmas eve the asked them to stay

I’m the grinch and scrooge all in one so hum-bug to you

May your days be merry and bright heck no I hope you’re blue

Dang it’s a hum-bug Christmas

I wish everyone a hum-bug Christmas