Here at the Electric Pub

Send your brains electric shocks

You can hear a band

Or hold up a frozen half-witted cock

We’ll don’t you fart

Don’t you fart in the Electric Pub

Or you’ll quickly be dub the Electric Scrub

So just put on high voltage sneaks

If you’re feelin’ tired and lazy

No

Don’t just start the same old song

“Treat me like maybe”

‘Cause he’d set your loins on fire with a spark

There’s no doubt just after dark

At the Electric Pub

It’s where they talk about a lot of things

Home of the banned and the first ceramic wings

Where they dance and slide across the floor in color-coated gear

They’ll drink to you a toast and they just smear

They’ll do you right

They keep things out of sight

Show you how to blow the fuse

We go Electric tonight

They keep the band wound up tight

And we just won’t ever lose

Go to the Electric Club

I say sweetin’ things went me with Electric Love

I’ll see you there and you show me how to really care

At the Electric Pub

Let’s Electro thug