The Hunting Song - Tom Lehrer

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I always will remember

我会永远铭记

Twas a year ago November

那是一年前的十一月

I went out to hunt some deer

我出去猎鹿

On a morning bright and clear

在一个阳光明媚的早晨

I went and shot the maximum

我竭尽全力

The game laws would allow

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Two game wardens

两个狩猎监督员

Seven hunters and a cow

七个猎人和一头牛

I was in no mood to trifle

我没有心情儿戏

I took down my trusty rifle

我摘下我可靠的步枪

And went out to stalk my prey

出去跟踪我的猎物

What a haul I made that day

那天我赚了好多钱

I tied them to my fender

我把它们绑在挡泥板上

And I drove them home somehow

不知何故我开车送他们回家

Two game wardens

两个狩猎监督员

Seven hunters and a cow

七个猎人和一头牛

The law was very firm it

法律十分严格

Took away my permit

剥夺了我的通行证

The worst punishment I ever endured

这是我经历过最惨痛的惩罚

It turned out there was a reason

结果是有原因的

Cows were out of season

牛不是这个季节的

And one of the hunters wasn't insured

其中一个猎人没有保险

People ask me how I do it

人们问我怎么做到的

And I say there's nothing to it

我说没什么大不了的

You just stand there looking cute

你只是站在那里看起来很可爱

And when something moves you shoot

当有什么动静你就开枪

And there's ten stuffed heads

有十个被塞满的人头

In my trophy room right now

现在在我的奖杯陈列室里

Two game wardens

两个狩猎监督员

Seven hunters and a pure bred Guernsey cow

七个猎人和一头纯种格恩西牛