Yo, yo, here we go player
Is a blissful given fact
If you want true love
You've got to find a slut
You've got to find a whore
Yo, yo, find a whore
So I drive my car
Lonely late at night
Use my radar as a guide
To avoid the Red, blue, and white
Yo, yo, Let's go
No it's not the Flag
I'm trying to avoid
It's the pesky fucken
Cops trying to keep me
From True love
Yo, yo, fuck that
Sirens all around
Laws that they uphold
If you can't find true love
You've got to find a whore
Yo, yo, find a whore
The judges that forget
Attorneys bend the law
The women that I've met
At their beck and call
Yo, yo, at their beck and call
Now behind the bars
Later with the judge
I can see it in his eyes
He has found true love
Yo, yo, the whore
The agenda
She wrote names and numbers
Displayed on his robe
The judge known as thunder
Yo, he's known as thunder
Sirens all around
Laws that they uphold
If you can't find true love
You've got to find a whore
Yo, yo, find a whore
The judges that forget
Attorneys bend the law
The women that I've met
At their beck and call
Yo, yo, at their beck and call
The one who lies in bed
With the rooky dirty cop
The wife we can't forget
Knows he's out with sluts
Yo, yo, he's out with sluts
The Judge serves
The throne during working hours
Known as thunderstorm
Who needs to take a shower
Yo, yo
Thunderstorm needs to take a shower
Sirens all around
Laws that they uphold
If you can't find true love
You've got to find a whore
Yo, yo, find a whore
The judges that forget
Attorneys bend the law
The women that I've met
At their beck and call
Yo, yo at their beck and call
Yo, yo, at their beck and call
At their beck and call
Beck and call
Beck and call