Weird Cousin - Jimmy Fallon
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Lyrics by：Jimmy Fallon/Sage Boggs
Composed by：Jimmy Fallon/Sage Boggs
Produced by：Jimmy Fallon/John Rooney
He showed up on a motorcycle
他骑着摩托车出现
Late on Christmas Eve
平安夜的深夜
Says his name is Liam
他说他叫Liam
But last year it was Steve
但去年是Steve
You don't know if he has a job
你不知道他有没有工作
And you don't care to ask
你也不愿多问
He spends the evening in the corner
他在角落里度过夜晚
Sipping from a flask
啜饮美酒
He's your weird cousin
他是你的怪表弟
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
Who's so fricking weird
谁这么奇怪
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
He can't grow a beard
他不能留胡子
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
Everybody has a weird cousin
每个人都有一个奇怪的表弟
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
And you can't help but love him
你情不自禁地爱着他
He shows up on a moped
他骑着摩托车现身
His hair is soaking wet
He needs to borrow money
他需要借钱
'Cause he lost his in a horseracing bet
因为他在赛马比赛中输得一败涂地
He smells like gasolinе
他身上散发着汽油味
Mixed with the county fair
混迹于集市之中
Spends the evening trying to sell
整晚都在卖货
The family Tupperware
家里的特百惠
He's your weird cousin
他是你的怪表弟
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
Who's so fricking strange
谁这么奇怪
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
Think he might have mange
我觉得他可能染上了那种东西
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
Everybody has a weird cousin
每个人都有一个奇怪的表弟
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
And you can't help but love him
你情不自禁地爱着他
Conspiracy theory time
阴谋论时代
The moon landing it wasn't real they staged it in L.A
登月那不是真的他们在洛杉矶上演的
He believes the FBI is really the CIA
他相信联调局其实就是中情局
The president's a lizard and so are all the royals
总统是蜥蜴所有的皇室成员都是
We should all wear pointy hats made of aluminum foil
我们应该戴上用铝箔做的尖帽子
He's your weird cousin
他是你的怪表弟
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
He's so fricking odd
他真的好奇怪
So fricking odd
好奇怪
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
How are you even related?
你们是什么关系
How are we related?
我们有什么关系？
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
Your weird cousin
你奇怪的表弟
If you don't have a weird cousin
如果你没有一个奇怪的表弟
I'm sorry it's true but look around the room
对不起这是真的但是环顾四周
The weird cousin is you
那个奇怪的表弟就是你
