I laugh through the chaos
What else can I do?
Duct tape and prayers
Will have to get through
But someday I'll win
I'll turn the tide
Until then
I'll take it all in stride
The coffee spills
Just before I go
My shoestring snaps
In the freezing snow
The heater's dead
On the coldest day
Why does it always
Happen this way?
I'm holding my breath
Hoping it's fine
But trouble finds me every time
It's broken at the worst time
Never when it's fine
When you're running late
The stars don't align
Murphy's Law has a way to shine
Everything's broken at the worst time
The phone goes dark
In the middle of a call
The car won't start
At the shopping mall
The printer jams
When the boss walks in
It's a losing game
I can't seem to win
I'm crossing my fingers
Wishing for luck
But everything falls apart
I'm stuck
It's broken at the worst time
Never when it's fine
When you're running late
The stars don't align
Murphy's Law has a way to shine
Everything's broken at the worst time
It's broken at the worst time
But I'll be just fine
When life falls apart
I'll make it mine
Murphy's Law can't dim my shine
Even when it's broken
At the worst time
So here's to the messes
And the fights we fight
Broken today, but I'll fix it tonight