[00:00.000] 作词 : 游淼
[00:00.549] 作曲 : 游淼
[00:01.99]白：
[00:03.35]麻将同志麻将同志
[00:05.07]在不在在不在
[00:06.38]麻将同志听到请回话（来了）
[00:09.84]麻将麻将（诶在，在）
[00:12.22]麻将麻将（来了）
[00:14.54]麻将来了！
[00:17.14]隔壁王孃孃吃过晚饭
[00:20.86]散步碰到做微商的李二娃
[00:24.62]二娃拿着手机在稀里哗啦
[00:28.38]一看原来是在打麻神争霸
[00:32.14]王孃孃手气是顶呱呱
[00:35.89]点炮她从来不胡自摸逮三家
[00:39.65]对门的张老者盘盘都遭她抓
[00:43.38]磨皮燥痒脑壳抠成大冬瓜
[00:47.11]麻将 来了
[00:48.94]单吊不哭
[00:50.78]麻将 来了
[00:52.68]头炮有福
[00:54.74]麻将 来了
[00:56.59]麻将 来了
[00:58.47]麻将麻将麻将麻将麻将来了！
[01:02.13]麻将门道多
[01:05.87]上碰下自摸
[01:09.61]一百零八将
[01:13.31]个个要思索
[01:17.07]牌从眼前过
[01:20.88]计在心中锁
[01:24.61]参透其中意
[01:28.36]胜负皆因果
[01:31.21]白：
[01:33.75]麻神争霸
[01:36.76]号令天下
[01:39.38]群雄并起
[01:42.43]首战川渝
[01:49.09]
[02:02.26]走远了
[02:05.11]走远了
[02:09.78]下叫都下不到了
[02:17.10]起手就原缺等一进一叫
[02:20.90]还带四个九筒准备杠上花
[02:24.60]生张也不扣 熟张随便打
[02:28.58]叫个自摸清一色麻神来啦
[02:32.07]哪晓得全是高手都不差
[02:35.94]三家收筒子整死都不打
[02:39.64]王孃孃心一横 把九筒杠下
[02:43.20]哦呵！杠上一炮三响提前回了家
[02:47.14]麻将 来了
[02:48.96]单吊不哭
[02:50.86]麻将 来了
[02:52.77]头炮有福
[02:54.64]麻将 来了
[02:56.64]麻将 来了
[02:58.42]麻将麻将麻将麻将麻将来了！
[03:02.12]麻将门道多
[03:05.85]上碰下自摸
[03:09.58]一百零八将
[03:13.31]个个要思索
[03:17.12]牌从眼前过
[03:20.88]计在心中锁
[03:24.61]参透其中意
[03:28.34]胜负皆因果
[03:32.12]麻将 来了
[03:33.99]麻将 来了
[03:35.86]麻将 来了
[03:37.80]麻将 来了
[03:39.63]麻将来了！
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