[00:00.000] 作曲 : Kevin L Barnes
[00:12.73]My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband
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[00:17.53]Who hated his job and hated his life
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[00:22.42]So he wanted to drive his tan Chevy
[00:25.33]Off of a bridge because he hated his car
[00:29.22]And he hated his life
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[00:32.49]He couldn't silence the ever present thought
[00:36.82]I'm doing all I can yet I'm an unsuccessful mana
[00:41.14]And his heart was blank
[00:43.70]Don't we know what blank people are good for
[00:47.38]What they are
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[00:58.02]My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband
[01:02.55]Who just couldn't escape or catch a break
[01:07.76]So he wanted to ride his bike
[01:10.58]Blindfolded into traffic
[01:12.61]Cause he hated his bike and he hated his life
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[01:17.87]His heart was consumed with guilt
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[01:20.22]From the knowledge he had not
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[01:22.71]Become a successful man
[01:24.08]He was an unsuccessful man
[01:26.40]And his heart was blank
[01:28.94]Don't we know what blank people are good for
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[01:32.82]What they are
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[01:44.81]Till one day my Auntie introduced him
[01:48.12]To her friend named Gwendoline
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[01:52.11]And she must have made a stunning first impression
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[01:56.67]Because he left my Auntie
[01:58.74]And never came back again leaving with Gwendoline
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[02:04.27]But my Auntie didn't care
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[02:07.74]She knew she could find
[02:09.44]Another blank husband anywhere
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[02:12.20]By God they're everywhere
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[02:20.60]My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband