[00:14.87]And if your heart stops beating
[00:17.13]I'll be there wondering
[00:18.90]Did you get what you deserve?
[00:22.57]The ending of your life
[00:24.43]And if you get to Heaven
[00:26.71]I'll be here waiting, baby
[00:28.83]Did you get what you deserve?
[00:32.16]The ending of your life won't wait
[00:34.92]Then your heart can't take this hell
[00:39.70]You heard the news that you're dead
[00:43.08]No one ever had much nice to say
[00:45.44]I think I never liked you anyway
[00:47.61]You're dead
[00:49.41]Free from the hospital bed
[00:52.58]Wouldn't it be grand
[00:53.64]It ain't exactly what you planned
[00:54.79]And wouldn't it be great if
[00:56.50]We were dead
[00:59.88]All Dead!
[01:02.34]So tired and oh so squeamish
[01:04.46]You never fell in love
[01:06.38]Did you get what you deserve?
[01:10.05]The ending of your life
[01:12.06]And if you get to Heaven
[01:14.27]I'll be here waiting, baby
[01:15.84]Did you get what you deserve?
[01:19.42]The ending of your life won't wait
[01:22.74]Then your heart can't take this hell
[01:25.61]You heard the news that you're dead
[01:30.48]No one ever had much nice to say
[01:32.49]I think I never liked you anyway
[01:34.81]You're dead
[01:36.62]Free from the hospital bed
[01:39.89]Wouldn't it be grand
[01:40.75]Take a pistol by the hand
[01:41.95]And wouldn't it be great if
[01:43.21]We were dead
[01:50.59]Found a complication
[01:51.99]In your heart, so long
[01:55.40]Cause now you've got
[01:58.08]Maybe just two weeks to live
[02:00.89]Is that the most, the most that you can give?
[02:25.91]One, Two, One Two Three Four
[02:27.82]La la la la la,
[02:30.14]La la la la la,
[02:32.40]La la la la la,
[02:36.83]La la la la la,
[02:39.85]La la la la la,
[02:42.06]La la la la la,
[02:47.20]If life ain't just a joke
[02:49.86]Then why are we laughing?
[02:52.48]Ain't just a joke
[02:54.59]Then why are we laughing?
[02:57.31]Ain't just a joke
[02:59.69]Then why are we laughing?
[03:02.16]Ain't just a joke
[03:04.52]Then why am I dead?
[03:08.86]Dead!