[00:19.23]Why can't a dish break a hammer?
[00:22.26]Why, oh why, oh why?!
[00:25.45]'Cause a hammer's a hard head
[00:28.42]Goodbye goodbye goodbye
[00:31.92]Why, oh why, oh why oh, why?
[00:35.07]Why, oh why, oh why?
[00:38.30]Because because because because
[00:41.32]Goodbye goodbye goodbye
[00:44.72]Why can't a bird eat an elephant?
[00:47.93]Why, oh why, oh why?
[00:51.10]'Cause an elephant's got a pretty hard skin
[00:54.12]Goodby goodbye goodbye
[00:57.46]Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar?
[01:00.69]Why, oh why, oh why?
[01:03.88]'Cause a mouse's stomach could never get big enough to hold a streetcar
[01:07.62]Goodbye goodbye goodbye
[01:11.87]Why does a horn make music?
[01:14.98]Why, oh why, oh why?
[01:18.10]Because the horn-blower blows it
[01:21.10]Goodbye goodbye goodbye
[01:24.61]Why does a cow drink water?
[01:27.74]Tell me why n why?
[01:30.93]Because the cow gets thirsty just like you or me or anybody else
[01:35.00]Goodye goodbye goodbye
[01:38.72]Why, oh why, oh why oh, why?
[01:41.85]Why, oh why, oh why?
[01:45.06]Because because because because
[01:48.00]Goodbye goodbye goodbye
[01:51.64]Why don't you answer my questions?
[01:54.51]Why, oh why, oh why?
[01:57.91]'Cause I don't know the answers
[02:00.86]Goodby goodbye goodbye
[02:04.37]What make the landlord take money?
[02:07.33]Why, oh why, oh why?
[02:10.46]I don't know that one myself
[02:13.48]Goodbye goodbye goodbye
[02:16.78]Why's there no pennies for ice cream?
[02:20.00]Why, oh why, oh why?
[02:23.05]You put all the pennies in the telephone
[02:26.00]Goodbye goodbye goodbye
[02:30.35]Why can't a rabbit chase an eagle?
[02:33.36]Tell me why oh why?
[02:36.50]'Cause the last rabbit that took out and chased after an eagle didn't come
[02:39.10]out so good and that's why rabbits don't chase after eagles that's all I know about rabbits and eagles?
[02:43.76]Because because because
[02:47.42]Why ain't my grandpa my grandma?
[02:50.56]Why, oh why, oh why?
[02:53.40]Same reason your dad's not your mommy
[02:56.47]Goodbye goodbye goodbye
[02:59.99]Why couldn't the wind blow backwards?
[03:03.13]Why, oh why, oh why?
[03:06.33]'Cause it might backfire and hurt somebody and if it hurt somebody it'd keep on hurting them
[03:11.43]Goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye
[03:14.96]Why, oh why, oh why?
[03:16.60]Why, oh why, oh why?
[03:20.92]Because Because Because Because Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye