[00:00.501]And I’m willing to borrow your grass
[00:01.954]But I specialize in eating MC's
[00:03.543]In the immortal words of LL Cool J
[00:05.752]As he would say: "I'm a G.O.A.T.!"
[00:07.187]And for those of y'all who don't know what a G.O.A.T. is
[00:09.221]It means the Greatest Of All Time
[00:10.381]And I consider myself one of those
[00:11.660]So thank you very much, here it goes
[00:13.422]This is the part I was worried about
[00:14.908]Everyone thinks that my career is down the tubes
[00:17.212]And I'm in some dusty garage
[00:18.446]Inhalin' them carbon monoxide fumes
[00:20.182]And everyone's tellin' me what I should do
[00:21.773]And how I should come out and what to rap about
[00:23.408]And I know I got a lot up
[00:24.782]In my medulla oblongata that I gotta get out
[00:26.696]And I'm not sure how this is gonna come off
[00:28.436]They're probably gonna think that I'm comin' off as cocky
[00:31.358]Like I just started givin' a **** what you really think about me
[00:33.403]See, the thing about me
[00:34.351]Is you don't really know a thing about me
[00:36.042]Everyone's makin' a stink about me
[00:37.657]Like there's some kind of an aura of that of the king around me
[00:40.308]Surround me with nothin' but gangsters
[00:41.719]Killers and bangers and the most dangerous criminals
[00:43.721]And I feel like I'm more comfortable around them
[00:45.756]Than I do my own ************' neighbors
[00:47.221]But, see, my dream is to be remembered
[00:49.050]As one of the best when I leave; why does it seem like I'm not even put up in the same category as other MC's?
[00:53.922]So when Weezy says that he's better than Jay Z
[00:55.507]Please be that just subliminally
[00:57.181]Means he thinks Jigga's the best
[00:58.571]And that he's the only one up in that league, see
[01:00.398]And it's easy just to consider me
[01:01.911]One of the greatest white rappers there is
[01:03.755]Knowin' goddamn well that I'm one of the best ************' rappers who ever lived, period
[01:07.153]I'm a G.O.A.T. and I don't mean to gloat
[01:09.170]But I know what I know and I know what you think
[01:10.615]And these magazines'll never put it in ink
[01:12.205]Because how would it look
[01:13.480]If they considered me as a G.O.A.T.?
[01:14.545]And for those of y'all who don't know what a G.O.A.T. is
[01:16.726]It means the Greatest Of All Time
[01:17.941]And I consider myself one of those
[01:19.429]So thank you very much, here it goes
[01:20.802]Maybe they figure that I'm on my way out the game
[01:23.027]So they gotta go try to find 'em
[01:24.163]A new Eminem or a new Shady
[01:25.473]If they think it's gonna happen, man, I thought I was crazy
[01:27.426]Or maybe I could be takin' it wrong
[01:29.287]And they're tryna pay homage to me in a strange way
[01:31.003]So let me pay homage to my fellow white competitors
[01:33.395]Almost in the same way
[01:34.398]See, you hardly ever do hear anyone even bringin' up that Paul Wall's white, ‘cause lyrically he doesn't pose a threat to anyone, see, he's just aight
[01:41.334]And Bubba Sparxxx, he just won't write
[01:42.737]Because he's so caught up in that snow white
[01:44.462]That Timbaland can't even get him in the studio
[01:46.340]He's so gone off that coke, right?
[01:47.894]And it's so sad, ‘cause he's ****, right?
[01:49.573]America's next great white hope, right?
[01:51.579]So now they feel like they gotta come up with
[01:53.112]Some corny-ass White Rapper Show, right?
[01:54.705]And which I'm still havin' mixed feelings about
[01:56.337]They said it'd be real, I'm just spillin' it out
[01:58.069]There's somethin' about a white boy talking black
[01:59.839]And runnin' around with a damn grill in his mouth
[02:01.612]And I love when the say that Tiger Woods ****
[02:03.259]"Isn't it ironic that the best rapper's white
[02:04.909]And the best golfer's black?"
[02:05.868]And I'm the one who's gotta catch all the flack off of that
[02:08.097]But these are the people who
[02:09.208]Never had heard of an Eminem until 8 Mile had came out
[02:11.482]But I had already hit middle America
[02:12.918]Parents had all got to likin' me now
[02:15.081]When suddenly I wasn't such a bad guy
[02:16.606]All of the hatred for me must've died
[02:18.438]Thought I committed career suicide
[02:20.113]So I had to turn back into the bad guy
[02:21.716]So faggoty faggoty faggoty gays
[02:23.520]Anatomy God made Raggedy Ann and Andy
[02:25.772]Not Raggedy Andy and Andy and Andy
[02:27.646]And Angelina Jolie is just another ho, and Brad is a sucka
[02:30.994]Because once I **** her, she wants to go to Somalia to adopt another baby; you know what I say? "No."
[02:35.367]You better save some of them kids from Madonna
[02:37.009]She needs all the publicity she can get
[02:38.462]You want a Shady, well
[02:39.864]You got it, man, I ain't apologizin' for ****
[02:41.618]I'm a G.O.A.T. and I don't mean to gloat
[02:43.815]But I know what I know and I know what you think
[02:45.241]And these magazines'll never put it in ink
[02:46.760]Because how would it look
[02:48.178]If they considered me as a G.O.A.T.?
[02:49.366]And for those of y'all who don't know what a G.O.A.T. is
[02:51.412]It means the Greatest Of All Time
[02:52.592]And I consider myself one of those
[02:54.161]So thank you very much, here it goes
[02:55.541]Man, I'm takin' my ball and goin' home
[02:58.333]Man, **** is too easy
[02:59.582]Nobody even wants to pass me the ball
[03:01.934]‘Cause I'm a G.O.A.T
[03:03.015]So don't worry, I'm out the ************' game
[03:04.785]And y'all can sit and argue about who's the ************' best
[03:07.905]But y'all know that I'm a G.O.A.T
[03:09.498]And like I said, I'm one of the ************' best
[03:12.163]Before you get your panties in a ************' bunch
[03:14.269]But before I go, I'd like to say **** you very much
[03:17.763]To everybody who wasn't there from the start
[03:19.838]And thank you very much to everybody who was
[03:22.772]And y'all ain't gotta say it, just think it
[03:25.970]‘Cause I know that you know that I know
[03:27.746]That you know that I know that you know that I'm a G.O.A.T
[03:30.405]I'm out, y'all, it's been real, peace