[00:00.000] 作词 : 林子祥
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 林子祥
[00:26.34]Playing the forehand.
[00:28.06]You're missing the ball.
[00:29.68]And you feel that your timing is off
[00:32.63]and you scoff at the umpire
[00:35.28]who's calling the line.
[00:36.54]Yes, he's blind.
[00:38.58]But be kind.
[00:39.65]It's not time when you're trailing behind.
[00:45.80]Bend those old knees.
[00:46.91]You'll be catching the breeze
[00:48.74]as the man at the net takes a crack at your head.
[00:53.47]Now you're down 45
[00:55.32]and there's no time to cry.
[00:57.45]You say, "wait!"
[00:58.95]They say,"Why？"
[00:59.91]And here's mud in your eye!
[01:05.02]Adding insult to your third double fault.
[01:07.94]they all said that the net was too low!
[01:13.25]Your lobs are too short
[01:14.80]and your strings are too taut.
[01:16.86]And your age is beginning to show!
[01:23.08]Don't feel defeated.
[01:25.75]You're only un-seeded.
[01:27.63]You just can't believe it.
[01:29.84]Oh, ain't we conceited!
[01:31.96]So put on your adidas
[01:34.27]and make like you're Vilas.
[01:36.63]Just having competed is all that it is!
[01:41.47]
[02:11.33]Navratilova
[02:12.97]Helena Sukova
[02:15.38]Ivan Miloslav
[02:17.16]Yannick Noah
[02:19.85]Chrissie and Steffi and Miss Sabatini
[02:23.83]Becker and Borg
[02:25.59]McEnroe
[02:30.63]Tennis is fun when you don't have to run.
[02:34.27]When the scoring is none,
[02:35.68]and you don't care who won!
[02:38.86]So get off your buns
[02:40.67]and get out in the sun.
[02:42.52]We can go on and on
[02:44.48]till the morning is done